sadgrl666:

if someone said this to me id drive to their house and shove their phone up their basic 15 year old ass and then sleep with their dad

sadgrl666:

if someone said this to me id drive to their house and shove their phone up their basic 15 year old ass and then sleep with their dad

(via thetowndrugdealer)

postcumming:

where is the lie

postcumming:

where is the lie

(via tyleroakley)

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

(via 911official)

gorlt:

greed:

im sorry 

don’t be this is art

gorlt:

greed:

im sorry 

don’t be this is art

(via jesussbabymomma)

memebuscemi:

trekkie1332:

memebuscemi:

the spice girls > the beatles

what the actual fuck

what?? scared to hear the truth??

(via tablespoons)

This Week’s Hottest Insults!

Non-insulting insults:

Turd - “You’re being a turd.”

Turd-burglar - “You lookin’ to burgle some turds?”

Turd-burger - “How would you like your turd-burger cooked today? Medium well?”

Turd-curry - “You’re just a spicy bowl of turd curry today.”

Turdie - “Oh, don’t play the fragile little turdie in this situation!”

Turd á la mode - “Fancy-ass turd á la mode over here…”

I only bring you the classics. Anna Wintour approved them for the next issue of Vogue.