This Week’s Hottest Insults!
Turd - “You’re being a turd.”
Turd-burglar - “You lookin’ to burgle some turds?”
Turd-burger - “How would you like your turd-burger cooked today? Medium well?”
Turd-curry - “You’re just a spicy bowl of turd curry today.”
Turdie - “Oh, don’t play the fragile little turdie in this situation!”
Turd á la mode - “Fancy-ass turd á la mode over here…”
I only bring you the classics. Anna Wintour approved them for the next issue of Vogue.